Been a while hasn't it?

Well I must say I have forgotten about you blog, but don't be sad I'm back and plan on being here for a while. I will start off with a little synopsis of my "love" life, which I have to say has been quite the joke/roller coaster ride.

I'm going to work my way backwards because this weekend I had an interesting time being back in Brampton. Firstly, I need to let you know that when I have been drinking I find the need to go through my phone contacts and call whoever I can. I went through my list and ended up at a certain person (who we shall name Eskimo, only because she lives pretty far up north), so I gave Eskimo a little call and I ended up leaving a voice mail. It wasn't about anything specific just drunken ramblings as per usual, I thought nothing of it the next day as I do anytime I call someone, but as Eskimo did not answer I continued down the list to see who else was awake. I would like to take this time to interject that this clearly shows that I am not picking favourites or giving preferential treatment, I was just trying to see who was awake and who would answer me.
Then Saturday I was out enjoying my night, and I received a phone call from Eskimo: "Oh ma gawd (yes that's how it sounded to me so that's how I will spell it) im sewwww drunk, why arent you here i miss you i wish you were here i want to see you you are so nice for calling me last night (yes, this was quite the run on sentence). This b!tch is about to fight me oh ma gawd i shud ha busted her in the face..." This nonsense continued for a while before I got bored of listening and wanted to enjoy the rest of my night. So I hung up because I was drinking and she had it stuck in her head that she was special to me? I'm sorry but it was a drunk dial if I actually wanted to talk or cared about you like that, I would have called you soberly and hinted at that. So she is ignoring me (which I don't have a problem with) and I am enjoying a day carefree that I didn't listen to some bullshit drunk story any longer than I had to.
Point being drunk dials are random don't count yourself as special.